i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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