My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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