I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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