I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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