so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
