"it" just moved
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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