Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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