I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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