my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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