Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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