I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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