i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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