She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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