Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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