I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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