No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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