Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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