He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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