we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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