why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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