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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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