woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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