ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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