just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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