I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
