I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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