Your dad touched me again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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