Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
