whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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