Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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