Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we're so committed to being not committed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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