he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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