kristin has been a bad kristin
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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