My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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