Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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