Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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