I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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