she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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