I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
not ubering you a puppy
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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