his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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