So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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