Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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