Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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