I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
