9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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