fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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