he wants to bone in the snuggie
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
4 words: hood of his car
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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