Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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