the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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