I only kidnapped one of them. chill
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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