singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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