I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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